Tuesday, February 28, 2006

West wants in...Still!

UPDATE: Be sure to read the post from curiositykilledthecat!
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It won't be long before the Reform-a-Tories raise the rhetoric of annoyance towards their saviour Mr. Harper. It seems that Bizarro has other things than western alienation on his mind these days...other things than western alienation translates into a third meeting between Bizarro and his friend Curly Charest. And all those in little more than a month!
Plus ça change!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Dull Knife says he can win despite backlash

I see that Dullknife Emerson says he can win despite the backlash that has occurred since his duplicitous switch to the Tories earlier this month. He is referring to running and winning as a Tory.
This is a bit of a surprising comment for two reasons. First, it is odd that the self-admitted "dull knife" in the political drawer would all of a sudden think he is able to make such a political determination. And second, it is even more odd that the Bizarro Braintrust allowed Emerson out to play with the press yet again. In fact, isn't that why Bill Stairs was sacked?
Of course, maybe it is just possible that Dimwit...um...Dullknife Emerson knows something that we don't. Like, perhaps Bizarro is getting tired of all the heat and is ready to force Emerson to go through a by-election??? Nah! Conspiracy theories are almost always wrong...almost always.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Another "new era" for the Premiers

Nice to see the Premiers and Bizarro meeting last evening in order to embark upon a "new era" of fed/prov relations. But, before Bizarro gets too carried away with the accolades...he would do well to read this little tidbit from the CBC archives. The Premiers are always good at proclaiming the arrival of a "new era" with the advent of a new PM. Then they immediately revert to their gimme, gimme, gimme routine.
In fact, yesterday was no different. The Premiers came demanding more money for education and a quick fix to the so-called fiscal imbalance. I trust everyone will remember their demand for a quick fix for health care when the last PM first met them.
In this whole scenario the most troubling thing for Bizarro is this fiscal imbalance question. The Premier of Quebec was on radio today proclaiming that the federal Tories identified the fiscal imbalance as a "priority". M. Charest may believe that...but, as with the conundrum we noted yesterday, it was not on Bizarro's much-vaunted priority list. And all of this is on top of the Tory charge to shut down previously-negotiated child care deals with the provinces.
It will be fun to watch the double-talk as Bizarro tries to reconcile his campaign rhetoric and "promises" with the realities of actually governing. The same challenge that faced and foiled Paul Martin.

Friday, February 24, 2006

William Stairs Appointed Justice Minister's Chief of Staff

Just can't help but notice that perhaps the braintrust around Bizarro decided that they didn't want a ticked off ex-staffer running amok and so William Stairs has been appointed Justice Minister's Chief of Staff. Not to mention that it will require someone of particularly strong will in this job!

A Bizarro Conundrum...

Yesterday our new Defence Minister Lobbyist Gordon O'Connor gave a speech in Otterwa. He outlined his government's plans for the Canadian Forces. You can read a brief synopsis here. He outlined his desire and commitment to add troops, equipment and a closer relationship with our American military counterparts.
The conundrum for Lobbyist O'Connor and Bizarro can be found in the oft-repeated "five priorities" of the new government. You will not find the word "defence" on the exalted list.
So, why is Lobbyist O'Connor raising expectations? Not to mention his desire to re-open discussions on the US missile defense project. Another looming problem for Bizarro?

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Too Funny to Resist...more Emersonia

Apparently, NTP is accusing RIM of using political clout (in the long-standing battle over alleged Black Berry patent infringement in the US). What was the "clout" you ask? None other than then-Liberal Industry Minister David Emerson writing to the US Commerce Secretary.
Obviously, NTP was not aware that the aforementioned Emerson is not the sharpest political knife in the drawer. Clout indeed!

Quel Surprise!

Bizarro learns rule #1 of Fed/Prov relations as PQ leader attacks Harper's open federalism. Now let's see if he is smart enough to take the lesson to heart. The last PM never did figure it out.

Bill Waffles...

Sometimes...actually, a lot of the time...Liberals are their own worst enemies. This is reflected in the list of critics that is available from Bill Graham's shop.
There are 27 ministers in the new government. That should mean 27 critics or maybe 30 if you want to divide up some of the larger ones. But not for the "try to please everybody all the time" Liberals! Instead, Bill Graham has wishy-washed his way to trying to cater to every ego in Caucus and appointed 41 critics. That is a huge mistake. First, it will provide a disjointed "opposition". Second, it looks like Liberal arrogance is alive and well...and the everybody is a somebody important syndrome lives on. And finally, some of the appointments defy sanity. Ujjal Dosanjh at Defence? Sue Barnes at Justice? Roy Cullen for Natural Resources? Robert Thibault wasted at Vets Affairs. Irwin Cotler wasted at Public Safety. Not to mention the non-political Ken Dryden in the politically charged Health position. There are more eyebrow raisers. Have a look yourself.
I wonder what other lessons the Grits failed to learn on January 23rd???
On happier notes...it is nice to see Garth Turner is so full of himself that he feels he can be Speaker. However, one wonders what exactly Harper said to him in the tete-a-tete that was previously reported. Maybe Bizarro promised more than an office to keep Turner quiet on l'affaire Emerson?!?!
And finally, nice to see the chicks coming home to roost so soon on Bizarro's ethical lapses!

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Mr. Bumbles Doublespeak Continues

UPDATE:
Two clever comments have been left by members of the Canada's right wing. Nice to see that comment on the content is deftly avoided. Apparently, Bizarro's actions and decisions are indefensible even to Tories.
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It is becoming increasingly clear that PM Bumbles Bizarro will atempt to use the "fiscal imbalance" to justify (or, more accurately, defer) less than precise approaches to governing. Today we see how Bizarro is mixing the FI into the debate over child care and promising to ease his purely partisan decision to end the child care agreements between the federal and provincial governments. I would bet that every time a tough fed/prov decision presents itself that this is how Bizarro will "deal" with it. Thus further refining the definition of the position of Prime Minister as the "head waiter" to the provinces. It will all be cloaked under the nonsensical title of "open federalism", which is the same as the misguided "asymmetric federalism" approach of his predecessor.
However, there are even more ominous storm clouds on the fed/prov horizon that should concern any tax payer. Note yesterday's pontificating Thomas D'Aquino in the G&M. I refer NOT to the Saint Thomas d'Aquino...nope...this is Tom D'Aquino the head of the Canadian Council of Chief Executives. He surfaces in tandem with any Tory government in the last two decades...just remember that all those Tory governments bring you HUGE deficits. And, oh yes, a penchant for making decisions that favour "chief executives and their businesses". Things like getting rid of the manufacturers sales tax in favour of the GST, for instance.
Let's see if any of our journalists follow up on this D'Aquino concept with Bizarro.
On another note, I see that Peter "braveheart" McKay is the latest to learn that governing is a little bit different than opposing. You will recall him saying earlier in the week that "intelligence" indicated to him that the Iraqi hostages were safe and about to be released. Quoting "intelligence" is never a good idea and in his case is totally oxymoronic. At any rate, I see that he is flailing apologies around today and has even called the families to apologise for his itinerant gum-flapping. Can William Stairs be far away?

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Polls are for...

I see that Nik Nanos over at SES has a poll out this morning touting the "statistical" tie that exists between the Bizarros and the Leaderlesses. Of course this is essentially the same info as all of Nanos' polling during the election campaign, which also showed the parties within the margin of error of each other. So, about all that can be said with any certainty is that Bizarro's honeymoon is well and truly over.

Harper switches communications directors

Harperbizarro switches communications directors as the l'affaire Emerson takes its toll. Ah...the exigencies of communications. Why it was just a couple of days ago that his hometown rag printed an in-depth piece about the dearly departed Mr. Stairs. You will note therein a few words directly from the former "mouthpiece" that seem somewhat prophetic: "You can get bucked off at any time," he says. "You always keep that in mind, which is why communications directors tend to speak slowly."
Yee-haw! So much for the Stairs-way to Heaven...and you thought Francie Ducros had an ignominious departure from a PMO! Of course, Peter McKay is still looking for a comms director...
So...on to Bizarro's replacement choice...Sandra Buckler. You will all remember the dulcet tones of Ms. Buckler during her many "talking head" appearances during the recently-completed election campaign. What you may not yet realise is that her appointment is another little ethical "slip" on the part of Dr. Bumbles. You all remember the abject piety of Bizarro, et al with respect to the role of lobbyists in government. Specifically, Bizarro went to great lengths to lead everyone to believe that lobbyists would have no role in his adminstration. Apparently, he is not aware of Ms. Buckler's immediate previous employment. Whhile it is nice that Bizarro's office is spinning that she is a "communications professional", a quick peek at the Lobbyist Registry indicates that she was a LOBBYIST! Yikes! Nice client list too. Like, for instance, Royal LePage Relocation Services, international diamond merchants (and some say purveyors of civil rights abuse). As a matter of fact, she was already back into lobbying and already using her connections to Tories, as you will see from this little link, to further her career.
I wonder if the media will ask any tough questions on this appointment?

Monday, February 20, 2006

Women's Hockey Champs

The Canadian National Women's Hockey Team has defeated Sweden 4-1 to win Olympic gold!
It is ALWAYS great to hear our anthem played...and even sweeter in victory in a sport so near to our hearts.

Some headlines...

Civilian patrol group persistent about starting Toronto chapter and we hear no comment YET from Stock Day!
Canadian judges face questioning...miraculously the "presser" by Bizarro, on an issue his Minster of Public Hangings made clear last week, is being widely covered.
Wouldn't act differently, Harris says...someone who knows that another individual was KILLED still says he would not do anything differently...which makes one wonder...and happy he is out of public life!
NB's Lord forced into a minority...he is not really NB's "Lord"...that position is a British (or Christian) thing.
New defence treaty with U.S. to include maritime surveillance: minister.
And finally...for the same Minister of National Defence...he should take note that it is not all that difficult to find strategic airlift when needed...apparently...

From the "surprise to no one category : Bloc plans to prop up Harper's minority

It should come as no surprise to anyone that the separatist Bloc plans to prop up Harper's minority. The dismal showing in the recent campaign by Gilles Duceppe-tion means they can't risk more damage to their cause any time in the near future.
Of course, they might find it a tad difficult to explain to Quebeçois why they are supporting a government that will abandon the Kyoto Accord, abandon the gun registry, force a national ID card program and raise personal income taxes. But, what the heck, the Bloc is nothing if not a party of enormous duality!

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Floating ideas or just a floatie...

It appears as though Dr. Bumbles (a.k.a. Bizarro) is going to have his office function the same way as Martin ran his...based on leaks and trial balloons.
For instance, this "floater" has been around for a couple of days. Most commendable of Bizarro to want to go to Afghanistan as his first trip...even if Washington makes sense and they have been bleating about it anyway. However, there are good reasons not to go...like safety! When was the last time you saw President Shrub in Iraq or Afghanistan? Take some advice Bizarro...tell your hacks and flaks to concentrate on "real" issues and forget about the symbolism...or you will have lots of "floaties" of your own.
By the way, some feel you had a better second week and while I am not one of them (I don't think moving to shut down the gun registry, appointing the Grand Master of the Deficit/GST to a key ambassadorial position and having Dinosaur Day out yakking each day makes for a "good" week)...I will allow that IF some feel this way then the major reason would be that you stayed out of sight and off the front pages yourself!

Friday, February 17, 2006

Bizarro Ethics 101

During the election campaign the erudite Dr. Bumbles (a.k.a. Stephen Harper) talked at length...and apparently only ad nauseum...about banning any lobbying by former public office holders for 5 years. In fact, many a pundit (step right up Bob Fife) were mightily impressed with this and other parts of Bizarro's "accountability" package.
Now we are today...and dealing with the reality of governing is becoming increasingly an annoyance for Dr. Bumbles. At least we think it is, but since we haven't heard much directly from his lips of late we'll just surmise.
For instance, his old friend John Reynolds (campaign co-chair along with...um...oh yes...Senator Michael Fortier) was honoured by Bizarro with designation as a Privy Councillor right after the swearing-in on February 6 last. The same Mr. Reynolds also took much pride in claiming that he induced the derelict David Emerson to cross the floor in exchange for a Cabinet posting. All of which would lead one to believe that the now-Hon. Mr. Reynolds was playing a pretty significant role in days leading up to, and in the days immediately after, said swearing-in of the new and improved Tory government.
Alas, now the Hon. Reynolds has taken a job with a noted national law firm...Lang Michener. Some folks have suggested that doing so would put Mr. Reynolds in breach of Bizarro's 5-year non-lobby rule. Not so! says the Hon. himself! In fact, he is not becoming a lobbyist at all!
Of course, the folks at Lang Michener might just think he is given the wording in this little piece from today's G&M:
Reynolds joins law firm as senior strategic adviser
OLIVER MOORE
Former Conservative Party stalwart John Reynolds, who did not contest the last election, has joined the Vancouver office of a major law firm.
Mr. Reynolds will serve as a "senior strategic adviser" at the firm, said Pamela Denecky, director of business development at Lang Michener. He will focus on helping businesses better understand how to work with the new government.

Some might think this is a pretty good definition of a lobbyist...others might not. But quite apart from the pesky little 5-year thing, there is another part to the Dr. Bumbles updated "Conflict of Interest and Post-employment Code for Public Office Holders". That would be Section 27, Part (2). This reads: (2) Nor shall former public office holders give advice to their clients using information that is not available to the public
concerning the programs or policies of the departments with which they were employed, or with which they had a direct and substantial relationship.

Hmmm...

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Environment minister says no to trading emissions credits

We see that Rona Ambrose, the new Environment Minister, is in Alberta today and saying no to trading emissions credits as part of a clean air plan.
I assume that she is not referring to domestic credit trading. But if by chance she means ALL credit trading, perhaps she would like to discuss that concept with her Cabinet colleague, John "Rusty" Baird. He, being a former Energy Minister in Ontario, might be able to explain the Ontario Emissions Trading Program that was established way back in 2001...under...guess what?...a Conservative government...oh my! But that was a Progressive Conservative government, wasn't it?
It will be interesting to see if there would be a slightly different answer when the minister makes her way to other provinces.

New UN honcho...

I see that Bizarro has appointed a new man for the UN. It looks like a decent appointment. But I do wonder when he might find a woman for one of his key jobs. To date he makes even Little Georgie Bush seem progressive in this area.

New storm clouds on Bizarro's horizon

It appears that some journalists are actually doing some digging...and coming up with interesting tidbits about our new Ambassador to the might US of A. This does not bode well for Bizarro's desire to convince Canadians that he is not a wolf in sheep's clothing. And that, of course, is his entire focus heading up to whenever he wants to have another election.
On another front, we can't help but notice that Bizarro's own troops are becoming increasingly disquieted by the "input" that the old Mulroney gang is having on this new government. In today's G&M there is a little piece on staffing in the new Minister's offices. Take particular note of the reference to Loiselle the Younger. It seems that not only the backbenches are restless. Although we duly note that the Bizarro "spinners" were able to get "Brian PMO-pliant Laghi" to provide the "tone" that the PMO is "stepping in" to clean up a mess. It is nice spin...but raises the issue as to how and why the transition group was allowed to function in its own little world...and begs the question: where has Harper been?

Jane Stewart back to serve...

This is very good news for the Liberal Party and for Canadian politics in general. And, before any wiseacre mentions the Tory-made-up "billion dollar boondoggle"...you have a read of some actual facts.
The actual dollar amount was around $85,000.
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Update: The comment from Wiseacre, of course, references a web site which, judging by the most recent posting, appears to be at the forefront of intellectual pursuit in Canada. It is not surprising that a wounded conservative should cite it as a source while mis-representing the final conclusions of the audit of HRDC some years ago. Wiseacre would be well-advised to find a better source next time...something more "current". We do note though that even Gods and Artists is not happy with Bizarro...so he can't be completely out in right field.
Fact is, I bet no one can name the last woman to serve as a Chief of Staff to either the Conservative/Alliance/Reform/Progressive Conservative Party or the Liberal Party. And that is why this Stewart appointment is particularly good for Canadian politics!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

In the week of Turin...

It seems only fitting as the eyes of the world are upon Turin that the Harper and Charest meeting would be "shrouded" in secrecy.
Now...for all you Tory readers...this is humour...maybe even satire.
Have a good evening...

Ah yes...the Bizarro fun continues...

I see the leftist CBC is running a cunning story of stealth, no doubt designed only to heap scorn upon the poor Mr. Bizarro. It seems that the "powers that now be" are finding that it is a tad more difficult to run the country than it was to run the Opposition...what ever did become of that democratic deficit?
By the way, it was interesting to note that John Reynolds was made a Privy Councillor recently. Does anyone know why? It strikes me as a bit risky for him to accept a formal position within the Bizarro government . He might find those new "ethics" guidelines a trifle difficult to circumvent in his new role as a "strategic advisor". Unless, of course, the 5 year rule does not apply to him.

Credit where credit is due...

Harper lauds response in Canada to the Muslim cartoon issue. The new PM is to be commended for he and his government's reaction thus far.
Now...perhaps he could have a word with his old colleague Ezra "Freedom of the Press" Levant (and there's a mouthful of 6 words I would never have guessed could run together!).

G&M asks: Why has Stephen Harper stayed out of sight?

In today's paper the Globe and Mail asks: Why has Stephen Harper stayed out of sight?
Answer: The fact is that Bizarro is following an axiom of Jean Chrétien, who always believed that it was not necessary for the PM to be the lead story every day. Of course, this was in direct contrast to both his predecessor and successor.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

A plea for Benedict Emerson's constituents...

Please...please...please...do NOT force Benedict to step down. It will be far more satisfying to watch the weasel writhe in exquisite agony with each Opposition question in the House of Commons...and besides, you are hurting his feelings.

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Update: Nice to see the comments. Clearly, l'affaire Emerson has touched a raw nerve amongst some Conservatives.

No truth to the rumour...

Morning all...
There is no truth to the rumour that US Vice President Dick Cheney will be attending the next Rob Anders fundraising event!
Similarly, there is no truth to the rumour that David Emerson has ever checked this in his Websters...though it is big of him to admit that he might consider a different approach in the future!
In Ontario, the McGuinty Crew lumbers towards nuclear expansion with absolutely no proof that they understand that cleaner coal technologies exist today...while the half-life of the nuclear waste has not changed...nor has society decided how to handle that waste!
There is also no truth to the rumour that Wayne Gretzky has ever placed a wager on a sporting event...ever...and he never talks "odds" in his sleep...neither does his wife...talk in her sleep, that is.
And...isn't it interesting how Benedict Emerson thinks his situation is all someone...anyone...else's fault. The man is a menace and, like Junior before him, we must now wonder how he was ever successful in the private sector.
There is truth to one rumour though...Ezra Levant is an idiot...who cannot distinguish between rights and responsibilities...and, lest we forget, he is a big backer of our friend Bizarro!

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Hmmm...

Interesting to see that David Emerson may not be as "tough" as he was letting on earlier in the week, nor as forgiving as the electorate!
I suspect the poll asked the wrong "questions"...so to speak.
Have a great Sunday!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

A Stir to the East...in PEI...

It seems now that the good burghers of Canada's ocean playground, PEI, are getting a tad agitated o'er Dr. Bumbles cabinetry. After little initial comment from the esteemed national media over the fact that a Nova Scotian (Pretty Petey) would represent the Island at the "table", we see this snippet from an editorial Tuesday in the venerable (and very Conservative) Charlottetown Guardian:
"Islanders can't be blamed for feeling ignored in Monday's cabinet announcements. It's true that Prince Edward Island elected no Conservatives. But neither did the city of Montreal, where a key Conservative party organizer was named minister of public works, and neither did Vancouver, where an elected Liberal crossed the floor to become cabinet minister. Mr. Harper's explanation for these unorthodox moves? He says it's important to have representatives from Montreal and Vancouver where the Tories failed to win seats.
Hmm. It appears Mr. Harper is quite prepared to bend over backwards to satisfy two cities that didn't vote for his party, but doesn't mind relegating a whole province to being the last on the to-do list of a very busy minister."

And this from yesterday commenting on the Emer-Fort gambit of Dr. Bumbles:
"Mr. Harper's explanation for both of these moves - that he wanted representation from the cities (in this case, Montreal and Vancouver) in his cabinet - is a lame one. And it's particularly offensive to Prince Edward Islanders whose interests are to be looked after by a Nova Scotia MP whose plate is already heavy with the weighty duties of foreign affairs and the Atlantic Canada Opportunities Agencies. If Mr. Harper was prepared to set aside his own fundamental principles to satisfy the cities, why didn't he go further and appoint an Island senator to his cabinet while he was at it?"

I wonder how long before the media cottons on to this little brewing tempest??

Nice Day Dr. B!

Just can't help noticing that it is lunchtime and Dr. Bumbles doesn't seem to have any real calamity today.
If you don't count Garth Turner calling on Benedict Emerson to run in a byelection. Or other tories like Betty Hinton giving a resounding vote of confidence to Emer-traitor by suggesting it's up to Emerson to decide
if he'll repay Liberals.

U-G-L-Y...Bizarro's First Week!

Yes HarperBizarro's first week has truly been ugly...and it is not over yet!
It's no wonder that he spirited his Cabinet off to meet in secret at Meech Lake yesterday. Although by doing so he certainly did not endear himself to the national media...another bad decision by Mr. Bumbles. He is rapidly progressing to the title of Dr. Bumbles...the PhD level that even Mr. Dithers never attained.
This morning the news is full of an unbelievably arrogant Benedict Emerson trying to justify his conversion on the road to Land of Mulroney. He will also be facing questions about his role in killing an earlier Liberal effort to solve the interminable softwood lumber debate. This sorry saga is spelled out pretty clearly in today's TO Star. What is not really outlined in the story is the possibility that perhaps St. David's motive was not political at all...let's not forget his previous employment within the lumber sector. This comes to mind as I note that the proposed settlement would have returned only 75% of the duty monies the Yanks have illegally collected in recent years. Perhaps Mr. Emerson just couldn't face telling his buddies that bad news. And, of course, it flies in the face of Benedict's claim in today's G&M that he wants a quick settlement. You will see how involved Emerson's former employer is in this issue in this piece.
On another front...our friend Tippy Toews is now in trouble over his less-than-democratic approach to elimination of the Gun Registry. This will be fun to watch Mr. Bumbles handle too. Democratic deficit rides agai!
Finally, today brings another slight difficulty to Bumbles with the CBC revelations regarding Lyin' Brian. The old Airbus Affair is back in the news (which might also cause some journalists to wonder about the new Defence Minister's links to Airbus). It will be interesting to hear from Muldoon just who he thought it was giving him "cash in envelopes". Perhaps Dr. Bumbles should just keep Long John Gomery on the public payroll to crank up an investigation into the old Tory gang. That approach certainly helped the last government to establish their own credibility!
Jean Chrétien looks better every day!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Quick News

Some quick news hits:
Harper dismisses critcism of Cabinet (sounding more like his muse Mulroney every day).
Harper Cabinet "retreats" to Meech Lake (...and more like Mulroney).
Harper anti-privatization (no doubt much to the surprise of his Muse).
Jack Layton IS alive!

Two Wrongs Never Make a Right!

Danes offer to publish Holocaust cartoons.

Hang 'em High says: Raising the age of consent 'a priority' for Tories

Vic Hang'em'High Toews...your newly minted Tory Justice Minister has come up with a brilliant idea...raise the age of consent! Brilliant, that is, if you are a right-wing ideologue...
Not so brilliant if you happen to be a law enforcement officer (i.e. cop). I am pretty sure they have better things to do with their working hours than chasing down consensual sexual activities between young people. Indeed, most Canadians alive today would probably agree with the notion that "there's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation".
Also not so brilliant if you happen to be part of the criminal justice system. I am pretty sure our courts similarly have better things to be doing.
But, then again, this is the party and Justice Minister who will defy the logic of the nations police forces and close the long gun registry...so we should not be surprised.
(ED NOTE: too hard to write out his Hang 'em High moniker...from now on it will be Tippy Toewsâ„¢)

Mr. Bumbles at Work

If Junior Martin was Mr. Dithers, then surely HarperBizarro is Mr. Bumbles. How else to describe his efforts at cabinet-making and his first tentative steps in governing.
It would appear that some of his heretofore abjectly loyal Caucus might agree. There are howls of muted outrage coming from within the bowels of that august body over the l'affaire EmerFort. Everyone by now would know that former Liberal David Emerson and former Montreal business honcho Michael I had-no-intention-of running-when-it-looked-like-I-might-lose-but-things-have-changed Fortier were appointed to cabinet by Mr. Bumbles on Monday. In one fell swoop Bumbles managed to cut the legs off of his high ethical horse. Shades of Lyin' Brian and his description of patronage as "there's no whore like an old whore". Can you guess what that would make Emerson? Answer: poliwhore. And apparently some of his former supporters agree.
Anyway, EmerFort is not the only stink rising from the carcass of that glorious swearing-in ceremony. It seems that everyone (even the previously Harper-smitten CTV) is now cognizant of the fact that Gordon O'Connor was a defence industry lobbyist in that period of time between his miltary career and his election as an MP. What is amazing is that Bumbles didn't see this coming...guess he was too busy schmoozing EmerFort. Of course, O'Connor the dinosaur does have other, shall we say redeeming, features that endear him to Bumbles and all other Bumblees.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Asymmetric Federalism...Open Federalism...plus ça change!

Junior Martin called it asymmetric federalism...Harper Bizarro calls it open federalism. In either case, the end result is a Prime Minister who serves the provinces and not the nation as a whole. And so unfolds day two of the newest ancien regime...as Stephen Harper offers Quebec 'transition' child-care deal. Needless to say other provinces will stamp their petulant little feet and demand the same.
Where is Jean Chrétien when we need him?

The Reviews are In...

The reviews of Pinnochio Bizarro's cabinet-making expertise are in.
Let's start with the western thrust...the Edmonton Journal's Paula Simon says Even Stephen plays politics. CanWest's Allan Wood's says Harper Under Fire. The editorial in the Edmonton Sun blares Bad Start for Tories. Greg Weston in the Toronto Sun (and other Sun media outlets) moans PM Picks Pork Over Principle. Even Licia Corbella in the Calgary Sun was left to sputter Perception Undermines Good Intentions. And these are from the organs that one would expect to see nothing but glee!
Of course, the Toronto Star was somewhat muted with bleatings about Shock and Awe. Not that Jim Travers held back though...he rightly noted that Harper Forgets Why He Won.
Over at BellGlobeMedia even the sucks like Brian Laghi were unimpressed and noted 26 Conservatives and a Liberal made the Cabinet. Why even the Nat Post had doubts about Harper's Risky Start. It has also been most fun listening to new Tory Ministers and MPs trying to justify the Emerson and Senate gambits of Bizarro.
I wonder how the media analysis gurus in the PMO are enjoying their first day on the job.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Emerson Lake and Palmer...or something...

Once a Tory....always a Tory.
David Emerson was a "key" recruit of Paul Martin and the BC Little Shits. Mr. Bizarro deserves what he will get...an ego bigger than the all outdoors...and someone who accomplished exactly "zero" in his previous years as a Martin lapdog. Wonder how stupid Bill Cunningham feels today? (be sure to scroll down to his December 19th posting)
Can Jim Palmer, et al be far behind?

Cabinet Making...Pinnochio at Work

Pinnochio Harper stepped to the front of the class today and revealed his true inner self. He was able to prove many of his previous claims to be nothing more than bullroar.
First, he enticed David (Belinda) Emerson to cross the floor and take a cabinet spot. This fills a hole in the Vancouver contingent for the Reformatories. Of course, it erodes the new PM's ethical high road that he likes to travel.
Of course, that high road completely washed out from underneath the PM with his appointment...yes...APPOINTMENT...of a Montrealer to the Senate AND to Cabinet. Welcome M. Fortier.
All of this on top of the fact that Canada now has a true right wing Justice Minister. Your friend and mine...Vic Toews.
Not to mention another right wing demagogue or three in key portfolios of Health, Treasury Board and Finance!
And then there is the real clunker of the former defence industry lobbyist, Gordon O'Connor, getting the National Defence portfolio.
There is much more...but can't be bothered listing it all now. For instance, an Albertan heading up Environment may carry some inherent conflicts with it. Not to mention a complete neophyte in Intergovernmental Affairs.
Of course, all of this is really inconsequential since this Harper government will prove to be the most tightly controlled from the "Centre" that this country has ever seen.
Things are looking up for the Grits already!

Vive la difference...

It is quite amusing watching the national media grapple with the biggest change that the new government will provide. NO MORE LEAKS!
For 13 years the sage pundits of the National Press Gallery have lived and breathed the intoxicating fumes of the Martinite penchant for "leaking" stories. The Martinis leaked incessantly for their own purposes and , most importantly, against those of Jean Chrétien from 1990 to 2003...and then shifted gears to try to use the "leak" in a positive manner for their own purposes while Junior was in power. It did not work! The media saw throught the cynical efforts and rightly punished the arch-leakers.
Alas, now the poor (lazy) national media can't write a decent story about the Tory transition or new Cabinet hopefuls. Too funny! We wonder how many of the current aging generation of national journalists will pack it in now that they actually have to work?!?!
And, of course, Harper's notions of "open government" are going up in flames before he even gets sworn in. Get used to it...THIS WILL BE THE MOST SECRETIVE GOVERNMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Polls...polls...PART II

We noted a certain current wire story earlier.
The key quote in it from Rudyard Griffiths at the Dominion Institute was "...Having a common touch, being a great communicator - almost what I call Ronald Reagan-esque characteristics - were those (characteristics) that were overwhelmingly preferred by Canadians."
Griffiths said the common touch refers to a politician's ability to engage average Canadians and humanize issues facing the government and country."
Now, cast your mind back to Thursday, November 6, 2003 at 3:35 PM. On that day on the occasion of the retirement of Jean Chrétien, the Rt. Hon. Joe Clark stated, "One of the reasons I welcome his retirement, just one of the reasons, is that I know his successor, whatever his strengths might prove to be, will never strike that personal chord with the people of this country."

Polls...polls...everywhere polls...

Can help but notice the CP Wire story excerpt below. I wonder if any Liberals could identify a leader who might have fit this description. A clue: initials are J.C.

By Mike Oliveira
TORONTO (CP) _ In the days leading up to the federal election, Canadians said they most valued a prime minister who is a good communicator and has a ``common touch,'' according to a new poll made available to The Canadian Press.
When asked what characteristics they most wanted in a prime minister, 29 per cent said having the ``common touch'' was the most important. Some 25 per cent said they wanted a ``great communicator,'' 21 per cent said they were looking for a ``decisive'' leader and 15 per cent saying they wanted an ``intellectual'' at the helm.